To get a connection to
the *infinite network of freeness*:

1. Email us pdf's of:
-your receipts
-lists of what you owe
-images proving your guilt
OR make an appointment to deliver your debtifacts.

          2. We will make a golden debt rock out of the paper that represents your debt, using an ancient paper mache process and encrusting your debt with the purest golden flakes.  
We are in the position to turn your debt into pure value.
          3. Your debt will be beautiful and valuable, and this really rich debt will be redistributed to those who need it most. (banks, people)